Those Victoria’s Secret Models are at it again, Primpers

Wed, 11 August 2010 10:57AM

This time looking all cheery in their tight micro-mini cheerleader outfits and ultra tanned birthday suits. Once again, the girls can teach us a thing or two about hair, makeup and general hotness that we really should listen to and take on board, Primpers. Or not. The choice is of course all yours, but personally, I’m listening intently.

Here are Angels Erin Heatherton, Chanel Iman and Candice Swanepoel at the Incredible by Victoria’s Secret bra launch in New York…

Lesson 1: When wearing a micro-mini, always ensure you pair it with heels and a spray tan that isn’t blotchy. A smooth, even tan is essential and if you’re in doubt or haven’t had time to rush off to the spray booth, I’ve got the product for you, Primpers. Last week, I went to the launch of the new Le Tan Flawless Legs Long Lasting Leg Makeup, $17.99. One of those clever little instant spray on products that washes off when you shower. Not only does it add colour to your legs, but it also hides bruises, veins and anything else you want to hide. Don’t for a second think these girls aren’t wearing a good dose of spray tan and body makeup, Primpers.

Lesson 2: Pretty hair, makeup and smiles make any outfit look classy. Which is a theme Zo picked up on last time Vic’s minxes came out to play. This is their signature look – loose bouncy curls, natural makeup, illuminated cheeks and glossy lips. It’s pretty Primpers, and you tend to focus more on the head and the legs, than what’s in between. Which is a odd considering their spruiking bras, but so, so clever, because as women we’re not grossed out by their overt sexiness. Instead, we just want to look like them. Oh, the power of clever marketing, Primpers.

So, the lesson you need to learn here is this: When wearing adulterous outfits, stick to classy, pretty girl hair and makeup.

Lesson 3: Don’t for one single second think you should even cover your freckles. They are adorable and should be relished, rather than wrapped up in a veil of foundation and concealer. Erin Heatherton proves this point here, Primpers. She’s got little freckles all over her nose and hasn’t gone nuts with the products and tried to cover them. Instead, she’s applied a lovely little dollop of foundation, blush, bronzer and illumintor around the area and let her natural wonders shine through. Much better, yes?

Tell me Primpers…

What do you think of these Victoria’s Secret hotties?
Do you ever use spray on body makeup?
What about the sexy clothes, pretty hair and makeup theme. You on board?
And finally, do you cover your freckles or hide them?

Posted by: Yasemin Trollope

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