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How to: Deal With Hump Hair
Wed, 13 June 2012 2:00PM
I have hump hair. It’s no longer short, short, and it’s a long way from long. It’s stuck in the middle. In somewhat of a ‘hump’ I am ever so patiently waiting for it to crawl over.
See, I don’t want to revert to the scissors – in the short term at least. I am allowing my hair to grow out as it wishes. The story unfolding has been kinda fun too.
Not unlike a small child learning to totter, daily I nudge it in the right direction with the help of friends Kevin (Murphy – Easy Rider) and Lady Jayne (pins).
But there is only so much those guys can do, so last week I headed in to see Malarie Cox, my colourist at Joey Scandizzo salon, to see what colour - rather than cutting – options I have.
“It’s about creating interest in the hair again, so when you feel you are lacking on ‘style’ go hard with colour. But, alternatively, when you have a really directional cut like you did originally, you can let that do the talking and pull back on too much pigment,” she says. “It definitely puts a new lease of life on the hair.”
For me, it’s been six months since my last colour. About as acceptable as Kate Middleton in Kylie’s hot pants, I know. The result is no graduation between colour – an epic fail of old gold highlights – and more brass than a Big Band. Malarie assures me that such lapses are common, and there short-term remedies when full on colour fixes are not an option.
Here’s me (with my subtle new colour) posing with colourist Malarie Cox.
Got 30 minutes and about that many dollars? “A visit to the salon fortnightly or monthly for a conditioning treatment is all it takes to add oxygen to your hair” she says. “This breath of life, condition and moisture works wonders towards freshening colour and adding shine to any highlights.” Another budget savvy move is going into salon for monthly toners top shine it up and bring it back to it’s original brilliance without having to get a whole new colour. “This can quite literally add a few weeks to a month of oomph to hair colour,” assures Mal.
For me, Malarie wanted to keep the base colour only a few shades lighter than my original colour so that the health of the curls wasn’t compromised. She then decided to graduate warmer tones through the lengths, concentrating on the tips so there is still a contrast between roots and ends “which gives the illusion of length”.
“At the moment, with winter upon us, I am definitely steering clients away from anything but warm, rich colours,” she tells me. “But a few chunky licks to the hair are a great way to mix this up in colder months. The change in skin tone in winter is also a massive consideration us colourists have to take into account,” she adds. “Everything; lifestyle, budget, jobs, skin, wardrobe, style all come into our minds when discussing a colour with clients as a colour that doesn’t work for you will tilt everything on its axis and may cause stress in the wardrobe or makeup department!”
“There is no reason you shouldn’t stick with growing out your hair if that’s what you want. Too many clients get impatient with growing hair, but it’s important to look at your options, mix it up and get some education from your stylist about what colour you can play with to get you over the hump,” she says. “Besides, who says the growing out process can’t be as fun and experimental as the original cut?”
Care for colour between cuts with these shade savers to savour:
Sebastian Professional Color Ignite Shampoo and Conditioner from $34.
Schwarzkopf Color Freeze Spray Conditioner, $25.95.
Revlon Professional Colour Sublime Serum, $26.96.
Eleven Australia Miracle Hair Treatment, $24.95.
How do you deal with Hump Hair, Primpettes?
ecb x
Posted by: ecb

11 Comments
Posted by: Melanie // Wed, 13 June 2012 04:27pm
I have a bob that sits about two inches below my ears. Still too short for ponytails. Can you guys do an article on cute short updos or accessories to make short hair interesting and keep it off my face?
Posted by: frustrated short hair // Fri, 15 June 2012 03:20pm
Oh i need that too!! It’s not sitting right on my neck because its at the ‘bad’ length, and its getting too long to pin up! Melanie, I thought I was the only one
Posted by: Bantam Master Fan // Sun, 17 June 2012 06:18pm
Hm… that’s always annoying isn’t it? I just try to get as much of it up as possible. Which means heaps of pins ahaha
Posted by: bluebird Master Fan // Mon, 18 June 2012 02:28pm
Your hair is great here, love the different tones.
I have a short bob at the mo as well and would love some advice as to some different looks which are acheivable without length.
Posted by: Coconal Master Fan // Tue, 19 June 2012 10:20pm
Your hair looks amazing, ECB!
Posted by: violetflower61230 Enthusiast // Wed, 20 June 2012 12:55pm
Yeah I’m currently growing out my hair from a short bob so its in that yucky inbetween stage where I where ti in a ponytail all the time. Whenever I grouw otu my hair I just dye it with a block colour so it looks more polished.
Posted by: p3charmed Master Fan // Wed, 20 June 2012 03:13pm
I just always made sure I had plenty of pins.. and patience, and then breathed a sigh of relief when it finally got long enough to tie back properly..and then I never ever cut my hair that short ever again
Posted by: Clara // Fri, 20 July 2012 03:28pm
Ha – you think you’ve got it bad? Try growing out a pixie! Pain in the backside. Not long enough to do ANYTHING with, and too long to really pull off a pixie. Very unflattering. And to think, it’s not the first time I’ve been so silly… you’d think I’d learn.
Posted by: nita01 Master Fan // Tue, 11 September 2012 01:51pm
I’m in the middle of ‘humo’ hair right now. I’m just investing in a lot of hair oils to keep away the frizzies and then sea salt sprays to add some texture with a bit of curl and hold.
Posted by: daylight dancer Master Fan // Sat, 13 October 2012 10:32am
That top bun is magical, i love it to bits.
You look stunning with your nice highlights
Posted by: diva89 Master Fan // Sun, 12 May 2013 06:36pm
love your hair